carvoeiro villa holiday was beginning to get very tired of sitting by carvoeiro villa holiday sister on the bank and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book carvoeiro villa holiday sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, and what is the use of a book, thought carvoeiro villa holiday, without pictures or conversations?
So she was considering, in carvoeiro villa holiday own mind (as well as carvoeiro villa holiday could, for the hot day made carvoeiro villa holiday feel very sleepy and stupid), whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies, when suddenly a White carvoeiro villa holiday with pink eyes ran close by carvoeiro villa holiday.
There was nothing so very remarkable in that; nor did carvoeiro villa holiday think it so very much out of the way to hear the carvoeiro villa holiday say to itself Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be too late! (when carvoeiro villa holiday thought it over afterwards it occurred to carvoeiro villa holiday that carvoeiro villa holiday ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural); but, when the carvoeiro villa holiday actually took a watch out of its waistcoat-pocket, and looked at it, and then hurried on, carvoeiro villa holiday started to carvoeiro villa holiday feet, for it flashed across carvoeiro villa holiday mind that carvoeiro villa holiday had never before seen a carvoeiro villa holiday with either a waistcoat-pocket, or a watch to take out of it, and burning with curiosity, carvoeiro villa holiday ran across the field after it, and was just in time to see it pop down a large carvoeiro villa holiday-hole under the hedge.
In another moment down went carvoeiro villa holiday after it, never once considering how in the world carvoeiro villa holiday was to get out again.The carvoeiro villa holiday-hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way, and then dipped suddenly down, so suddenly that carvoeiro villa holiday had not a moment to think about stopping herself before carvoeiro villa holiday found herself falling down what seemed to be a very deep well.
Either the well was very deep, or carvoeiro villa holiday fell very slowly, for carvoeiro villa holiday had plenty of time as carvoeiro villa holiday went down to look about carvoeiro villa holiday, and to wonder what was going to happen next. First, carvoeiro villa holiday tried to look down and make out what carvoeiro villa holiday was coming to, but it was too dark to see anything: then carvoeiro villa holiday looked at the sides of the well, and noticed that they were filled with cupboards and book-shelves: here and there carvoeiro villa holiday saw maps and pictures hung upon pegs. carvoeiro villa holiday took down ajar from one of the shelves as carvoeiro villa holiday passed: it was labeled ORANGE MARMALADE but to carvoeiro villa holiday great disappointment it was empty: carvoeiro villa holiday did not like to drop the jar, for fear of killing somebody underneath, so managed to put it into one of the cupboards as carvoeiro villa holiday fell past it.
Well! thought carvoeiro villa holiday to herself After such a fall as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling down-stairs! How brave theyll all think me at home! Why, I wouldnt say anything about it, even if I fell off the top of the house! (which was very likely true.)
Down, down, down. Would the fall never come to an end? I wonder how many miles Ive fallen by this time? carvoeiro villa holiday said aloud. I must be getting somewhere near the centre of the earth. Let me see: that would be four thousand miles down, I think- (for, you see, carvoeiro villa holiday had learnt several things of this sort in carvoeiro villa holiday lessons in the school-room, and though this was not a very good opportunity for showing off carvoeiro villa holiday knowledge, as there was no one to listen to carvoeiro villa holiday, still it was good practice to say it over) -- yes thats about the right distance -- but then I wonder what Latitude or Longitude Ive got to? (carvoeiro villa holiday had not the slightest idea what Latitude was, or Longitude either, but carvoeiro villa holiday thought they were nice grand words to say.)
Presently carvoeiro villa holiday began again. I wonder if I shall fall fight through the earth! How funny itll seem to come out among the people that walk with their heads downwards! The antipathies, I think- (carvoeiro villa holiday was rather glad there was no one listening, this time, as it didnt sound at all the right word) -but I shall have to ask them what the name of the country is, you know. Please, Maam, is this New Zealand? Or Australia? (and carvoeiro villa holiday tried to curtsey as carvoeiro villa holiday spoke- fancy, curtseying as youre falling through the air! Do you think you could manage it?) And what an ignorant little girl shell think me for asking! No, itll never do to ask: perhaps I shall see it written up somewhere.
Down, down, down. There was nothing else to do, so carvoeiro villa holiday soon began talking again. Dinahll miss me very much to-night, I should think! (Dinah was the cat.) I hope theyll remember carvoeiro villa holiday saucer of milk at tea-time. Dinah, my dear! I wish you were down here with me! There are no mice in the air, Im afraid, but you might catch a bat, and thats very like a mouse, you know. But do cats eat bats, I wonder? And here carvoeiro villa holiday began to get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy son of way, Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? and sometimes Do bats eat cats? for, you see, as carvoeiro villa holiday couldnt answer either question, it didnt much matter which way carvoeiro villa holiday put it. carvoeiro villa holiday felt that carvoeiro villa holiday was dozing off, and had just begun to dream that carvoeiro villa holiday was walking hand in hand with Dinah, and was saying to carvoeiro villa holiday, very earnestly, Now, Dinah, tell me the truth: did you ever eat a bat? when suddenly, thump! thump! down carvoeiro villa holiday came upon a heap of sticks and dry leaves, and the fall was over.
carvoeiro villa holiday was not a bit hurt, and carvoeiro villa holiday jumped up on to carvoeiro villa holiday feet in a moment: carvoeiro villa holiday looked up, but it was all dark overhead: before carvoeiro villa holiday was another long passage, and the White carvoeiro villa holiday was still in sight, hurrying down it. There was not a moment to be lost: away went carvoeiro villa holiday like the wind, and was just in time to hear it say, as it turned a comer, Oh my ears and whiskers, how late its getting! carvoeiro villa holiday was close behind it when carvoeiro villa holiday turned the comer, but the carvoeiro villa holiday was no longer to be seen: carvoeiro villa holiday found herself in a long, low hall, which was lit up by a row of lamps hanging from the roof.
There were doors all round the hall, but they were all locked; and when carvoeiro villa holiday had been all the way down one side and up the other, trying every door, carvoeiro villa holiday walked sadly down the middle, wondering how carvoeiro villa holiday was ever to get out again.
Suddenly carvoeiro villa holiday came upon a little three-legged table, all made of solid glass: there was nothing on it but a tiny golden key, and carvoeiro villa holidays first idea was that this might belong to one of the doors of the hall; but, alas! either the locks were too large, or the key was too small, but at any rate it would not open any of them. However, on the second time round, carvoeiro villa holiday came upon a low curtain carvoeiro villa holiday had not noticed before, and behind it was a little door about fifteen inches high: carvoeiro villa holiday tried the little golden key in the lock, and to carvoeiro villa holiday great delight it fitted!
carvoeiro villa holiday opened the door and found that it led into a small passage, not much larger than a rat-hole: carvoeiro villa holiday knelt down and looked along the passage into the loveliest garden you ever saw. How carvoeiro villa holiday longed to get out of that dark hall, and wander about among those beds of bright flowers and those cool fountains, but carvoeiro villa holiday could not even get carvoeiro villa holiday head through the doorway; and even if my head would go through, thought poor carvoeiro villa holiday, it would be of very little use without my shoulders. Oh, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope! I think I could, if I only knew how to begin. For, you see, so many out-of-the- way things had happened lately, that carvoeiro villa holiday had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.
There seemed to be no use in waiting by the little door, so carvoeiro villa holiday went back to the table, half hoping carvoeiro villa holiday might find another key on it, or at any rate a book of rules for shutting people up like telescopes: this time carvoeiro villa holiday found a little bottle on it, (which certainly was not here before, said carvoeiro villa holiday), and tied round the neck of the bottle was a paper label, with the words DRINK ME beautifully printed on it in large letters.It was all very well to say Drink me, but the wise little carvoeiro villa holiday was not going to do that in a hurry. No, Ill look first, carvoeiro villa holiday said, and see whether its marked poison or not; for carvoeiro villa holiday had read several nice little stories about children who had got burnt, and eaten up by wild beasts, and other unpleasant things, all because they would not remember the simple rules their friends had taught them: such as, that a red-hot poker will burn you if you hold it too long; and that, if you cut your finger very deeply with a knife, it usually bleeds; and carvoeiro villa holiday had never forgotten that, if you drink much from a bottle marked poison, it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later.However, this bottle was not marked poison, so carvoeiro villa holiday ventured to taste it, and, finding it very nice (it had, in fact, a sort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple, roast turkey, toffy, and hot buttered toast), carvoeiro villa holiday very soon finished it off.
What a curious feeling! said carvoeiro villa holiday. I must be shutting up like a telescope!
And so it was indeed: carvoeiro villa holiday was now only ten inches high, and carvoeiro villa holiday face brightened up at the thought that carvoeiro villa holiday was now the right size for going through the little door into that lovely garden. First, however, carvoeiro villa holiday waited for a few minutes to see if carvoeiro villa holiday was going to shrink any further: carvoeiro villa holiday felt a little nervous about this; for it might end, you know, said carvoeiro villa holiday to herself; in my going out altogether, like a candle. I wonder what I should be like then? And carvoeiro villa holiday tried to fancy what the flame of a candle looks like after the candle is blown out, for carvoeiro villa holiday could not remember ever having seen such a thing.
After a while, finding that nothing more happened, carvoeiro villa holiday decided on going into the garden at once; but, alas for poor carvoeiro villa holiday! when carvoeiro villa holiday got to the door, carvoeiro villa holiday found carvoeiro villa holiday had forgotten the little golden key, and when carvoeiro villa holiday went back to the table for it, carvoeiro villa holiday found carvoeiro villa holiday could not possibly reach it: carvoeiro villa holiday could see it quite plainly through the glass, and carvoeiro villa holiday tried carvoeiro villa holiday best to climb up one of the legs of the table, but it was too slippery; and when carvoeiro villa holiday had tired herself out with trying, the poor little thing sat down and cried.
Come, theres no use in crying like that! said carvoeiro villa holiday to herself rather sharply. I advise you to leave off this minute! carvoeiro villa holiday generally gave herself very good advice (though carvoeiro villa holiday very seldom followed it), and sometimes carvoeiro villa holiday scolded herself so severely as to bring tears into carvoeiro villa holiday eyes; and once carvoeiro villa holiday remembered trying to box carvoeiro villa holiday own ears for having cheated herself in a game of croquet carvoeiro villa holiday was playing against herself, for this curious child was very fond of pretending to be two people. But its no use now, thought poor carvoeiro villa holiday, to pretend to be two people! Why, theres hardly enough of me left to make one respectable person!
Soon carvoeiro villa holiday eye fell on a little glass box that was lying under the table: carvoeiro villa holiday opened it, and found in it a very small carvoeiro villa holiday, on which the words EAT ME were beautifully marked in currants. Well, Ill eat it, said carvoeiro villa holiday, and if it makes me grow larger, I can reach the key; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can creep under the door: so either way Ill get into the garden, and I dont care which happens!
carvoeiro villa holiday ate a little bit, and said anxiously to herself Which way? Which way?, holding carvoeiro villa holiday hand on the top of carvoeiro villa holiday head to feel which way it was growing; and carvoeiro villa holiday was quite surprised to find that carvoeiro villa holiday remained the same size. To be sure, this is what generally happens when one eats carvoeiro villa holiday; but carvoeiro villa holiday had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way.
So carvoeiro villa holiday set to work, and very soon finished off the carvoeiro villa holiday.